1992 GI JOE COBRA ZARTAN'S DREADNOK SONIC ROAD PIG 100% complete + CARDS VINTAGE

Description: DON'T BE FOOLED BY SELLERS WHO HIDE THEIR FEEDBACK or MAKE THEIR AUCTION LISTINGS PRIVATE IN FEEDBACK! WHAT ARE THEY AFRAID YOU'LL FIND OUT? GREPDOGG - OFTEN IMITATED NEVER REPLICATED! I ship internationally by numerous options including Europe, Canada, United Kingdom, UK, England, France, Denmark, Ireland, Spain, Germany, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Belgium, Hungary, Asia, South America, Brazil, Argentina, Portugal, Japan, Australia, Singapore, Korea, New Zealand, Peru, South Africa, Hong Kong and China to name a few! 1992 G.I. JOE COBRA DREADNOK ROAD PIG SONIC He has tight joints, very little paint wear and paint rubs, New O-ring and no screw rust. Appearance: tanned skin; orange flat-top hair with neon green stripe; no shirt; blue left glove; blue pants with neon green spiked codpiece Accessories: original neon green Sonic tech backpack with legs - it does work - both the lights and the sound effects - the batteries are very weak though, I will remove and include the batteries in the package so you have a reference for replacement. Original large orange machine gun with hollow stock and attached bipod; original orange, double-barreled flamethrower with T-shaped stock - missing the handle; original orange "Road Pig" shoulder armor. I have also included the following additional items, an orange flat, spiked wrist shield; small orange crossbow attaching to wrist; I have included a couple smaller O-rings to hold them onto his wrist, the figure stand pictured is included. The two 1991 IMPEL cards #147 are mint and great for display. Please look at the multiple pictures of every angle I have provided, in high resolution, to make your own decision on the grade of the item - good luck finding another sale where this much detail is disclosed! The only Dreadnok to have ever gone through a probationary period, ROAD PIG is extremely obnoxious even by Dreadnok standards. This guy pushes the needle to red on the evil meter. I mean, we're talking low on the food chain and high on the nasty list. No one knows for sure how Road Pig obtained his inner-cooled incendiary burst flamethrower, and .45in. XM1919A10 fully automatic blowback machine gun. Suffice it to say, the guy he "borrowed" them from isn't around to talk about it anymore. "Gross. You could say that. Road Pig doesn't drink orange soda and eat nutritious and yummy chocolate covered donuts like the other Dreadnoks. He subsists entirely on a diet of barbecue-flavored fried pork rinds, fast food burritos, frozen corn dogs, and stale baseball card bubble gum. Once a year, when he brushes his teeth, he has to use industrial tub cleaner instead of toothpaste." Road Pig is ugly. Real ugly. So ugly, in fact, that the doctor who oversaw his birth declared that he was the ugliest baby he'd ever seen! While some children outgrow this over the years, Road Pig actually got uglier over time - which only fueled his nascent, antisocial behavior. Unusually large for his age, Road Pig was expelled from Kindergarten for running a milk money extortion ring, and was booted out of the Boy Scouts for being a loathsome bully. The only clique that would have him in his youth was a biker gang that exploited his irrational strength. Even they ditched Road Pig in time, though, his unwillingness to bathe making him so pungently odious that they couldn't stand to be around him - and this when he rode downwind from them! It was around this time that Road Pig's mind splintered, developing two distinct personalities. It is unclear who came first, Donald or Road Pig, but the two are polar opposites. The former is erudite and somewhat poetic, while the latter is ignorant and virtually monosyllabic. Both of his personalities are ill-tempered, however, which has led to Road Pig's legendary criminal record. On one of his brief vacations from incarceration, Road Pig happened upon the Dreadnoks, and decided he wanted to try the whole biker gang thing again. The only problem was that, while he wished to join the Dreadnoks, the Dreadnoks didn't really want him to join them. At all. They normally would have just told him to get bent, but feared what he might do to them immediately afterwards. As such, the Dreadnoks did something they haven't done before or since: they made Road Pig a probationary member of their merry band of malcontents and misanthropes. Soon enough, Road Pig found himself pining for the one woman he'd ever met that was easily as nasty as he was: Zarana. She didn't remotely return his feelings, but found it advantageous to string him along, considering his willingness to disassemble anyone that vexed her. The Dreadnoks abandoned Road Pig eventually, leaving him to his own devices. He resumed a lone lifestyle at this point, arguing with himself while drifting across the country, until he saw a news report about Zarana and Zanzibar having been arrested one day. Prematurely ending the brawl he'd started when this news flashed across the television at the bar, Road Pig made his way to the police station where his unrequited love was being held. Single-handedly assaulting the joint, he liberated Zarana - and, reluctantly, Zanzibar. With the Dreadnoks now associated with Cobra, Road Pig became a member of that group through osmosis. For the most part, he stuck by Zarana's side during the following years, serving as her bodyguard while she perpetrated various crimes for Cobra's Commander. He occasionally got into trouble all on his own, though. Whether Cobra chose to arm him thus, or he simply stole the gear, Road Pig found himself with their experimental sonic weaponry in hand. Though unreliable, he delighted in the use of these dangerous, directed energy weapons. Before Cobra disbanded for a time in 1994, the Dreadnoks split from the group to pursue their own agenda, such as it is. Unfortunately for them, Road Pig stuck to them like glue, not really having anything in common with those terrorists who were so determined to rule the world. ------------------------------------------------------------------ LISTING DETAILS: I Combine Shipping by starting with the HIGHEST SH QUOTE; it is then an additional $1.00 Per Figure.*Two or more vehicles are based on actual shipping weight PLEASE DO NOT PAY IMMEDIATELY AND LET ME KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OFFER SO THAT I CAN CONTINUOUSLY SEND UPDATED INVOICES SHIPPING & HANDLING FOR THIS LISTING IS free FOR USA – ITEM WILL BE PROTECTED!

Price: 67.5 USD

Location: Tucson, Arizona

End Time: 2024-10-25T20:30:01.000Z

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