Description: Blank Inside-Funny Greeting Card Text on front reads: "Jack Schitt, the only son of Awe, a prominent fertilizer magnate, married Oh, the owner of the Needeep Inn. They had one son, Jack who married the beautiful Noe. The couple had five children: Giva, Fulla, Bull, and twins Deap & Dip. Against her parents' wishes, Deap married Dumb, a high school dropout. Fulla married Loda, and they had a nervous son named Chicken. The twins, Deep and Dip married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the “Schitt-Happens nuptials”. Their children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horace. Bull, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world and recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe then married Ted Sherlock, and because she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock." Now if someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt” you can correct them because you not only know Jack... you know the whole family Our greeting cards are printed right here in our southwestern workshop just as we have been doing since 1977. Our exclusive original art is reproduced on greeting card stock and then precision die-cut with distinctive round corners to a finished size of 4" x 5". Each card comes with cream colored envelope. Please take a moment to visit our eBay store to view dozens of additional titles. made in the USA and copyrighted with all rights reserved
Price: 4.49 USD
Location: Tempe, Arizona
End Time: 2024-01-25T07:40:03.000Z
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
Theme: Humor
Type: Greeting Card
MPN: Does Not Apply
Occasion: Any
Brand: Kristone
